berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music